Children were killed in great numbers when a mentally disturbed man walked into their classrooms and shot 26 people and 20 of them being 5-7 year old kids. So now we hear the call for banning guns. Oh they aren't calling it a gun ban of course not. It's the number of bullets in the clip they want to change. Once they do that then they will be perfectly happy. Yeah really nothing else will be required from the gun people of the country and those gun owners can then be at ease because the gun haters will not need another pound of flesh once they do that, seriously that is it no more. Finally gun rights people can really be thankful that all it took was just to allow them to ban big clips. Wow if only they had known that, well shucks they probably could have banned those old big meanie clips a log time ago.
Surely to hell you don't believe that garbage do you? If you believe that then man do I have a deal for you on a bridge? That is not what they want and this is just the key that unlocks the door on more gun control. Once the door is open you can believe there will be a hell of a lot more taken out of that room than a big clip. Listen to what is being said by them, all I want is smaller clips I don't want anything else. Well maybe just one little thing since we aren't going to have those big clips those guns that shoot real fast we want to slow down the shooting speed. OH and one more little tiny thing since the guns aren't going to be shooting fast then lets make all of them only shoot maybe just three bullets and then only certain small caliber rounds because those big rounds do too much damage and so if we just make them all smaller and that will be the last thing we want. I promise. well perhaps.....
They take that and then they are satisfied. Why would you believe that? They are in fact saying this; I would be satisfied if the kids that were killed in that room were all killed with 22 cal. rounds cause that is a really small bullet. And I would be satisfied if they were only shot one time so just one hole in the body and I can live with that I mean gee whiz nobody wants to see two holes in the head of a child you know, we aren't talking twelfth graders man.
Yeah they would be completely happy now. So the newspaper reads 18 instead of 26 people killed in Conn with legal guns and real small bullets instead of big bullets. Band practice will be next Tuesday in the Gym. New teachers wanted to replace those that were killed with guns holding legal clips and we now have room for more students. Yep I know they would need nothing else if they could just do those couple little things.
